Top 3 Underestimated Trends for Spring!

Number 3 Revealed....

Visors!

Take a trend tip from hottie Tiger Woods - wear a visor!! They are perfect for maintaining a great hair do while blocking your eyes (and eye make up for that matter) from the ever so harmful effects of Mr. Sun and his meany UV rays. TIP FROM ADAM: Rock the visor with a sexy, sixties style pony tail. 

Number 2 Revealed...

Toe Rings!

Honestly, toes are fucking cute. Why not spice them up? I got too many compliments on my toes being CUTE or GIRLY or ANGELIC, but no one ever called them SEXY until now. Now when people play this little piggy with me toes, they say, "This little piggy went to the night club, this little piggy got boned, and this little piggy attracted all the hot guys on the walk home!" 

Number 1 Revealed...

Socks and Sandals!

Nothing mixes winter and summer like socks and sandals. It's two of the sexiest seasons put into one! Bonus, you don't have to shave your ankles and toes! TIP FROM ADAM: wear with high waisted shorts to emphasize your BUTT. 

WORK OF ART. 

St. Patrick Day Styles!

So I was thinking... What is going to make ME stand out? Everybody wears green on St. Patty's day, but only one person wears hello kitty wearing green.

This Bitch.

I combined my two favourite things: Hello Kitty and Nail Art and came up with this awesome idea. And I rocked St. Patty's day. But shh! It's my little secret.

My Spring Smell

Everywhere I go I hear people say, "Hey! What's that smell?" And I know exactly what they're talking about... Why? It's Britney Spears 'Believe' Bitch.

Wearing this scent makes me believe... Believe in myself... Believe in this world... and Believe in Britney.

crimes against fashion

excuse me honey but no, just no! look at this poncho with the front pocket with the gold high ankle boot.  HONEY NO! This boy be looking like a work o' fart. 

Rugged twill briefcase bag

totally dreaming of this bag.  Had my first casual Friday today at the new job (pics to come) I thought I would resent having to leave all my designer street wear in the closet but I'm starting to love the style code at work.  

sometimes I wish I was born a woman

just so I could wear these fabulous gowns (works of art) by Gareth Pugh.  

Lady Gaga Reigns Supreme

The first time I stumbled across this image (work of art) my jaw, which was once attached to my head, dropped to the floor. And I was like, "Shut the front door." 

FUH-ERCE