Number 3 Revealed....
Visors!
Take a trend tip from hottie Tiger Woods - wear a visor!! They are perfect for maintaining a great hair do while blocking your eyes (and eye make up for that matter) from the ever so harmful effects of Mr. Sun and his meany UV rays. TIP FROM ADAM: Rock the visor with a sexy, sixties style pony tail.
Number 2 Revealed...
Toe Rings!
Honestly, toes are fucking cute. Why not spice them up? I got too many compliments on my toes being CUTE or GIRLY or ANGELIC, but no one ever called them SEXY until now. Now when people play this little piggy with me toes, they say, "This little piggy went to the night club, this little piggy got boned, and this little piggy attracted all the hot guys on the walk home!"
Number 1 Revealed...
Socks and Sandals!
Nothing mixes winter and summer like socks and sandals. It's two of the sexiest seasons put into one! Bonus, you don't have to shave your ankles and toes! TIP FROM ADAM: wear with high waisted shorts to emphasize your BUTT.
WORK OF ART.
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